Tag Archives: end of times

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Another disappointing day for the profit who cried “apocalypse!” In spite of the fact that this long ago ceased being funny and has deteriorated into just plain sad. Though October 21st came and went with much fewer Rapture parties and fanfare, one can still find over a 1000 articles which report Camping’s latest failed prophesy. I’m […]

Two more shopping days until the REAL end.

Camping enjoys world’s end. For more cool lightning pics – check it out!  I doubt anyone, even his most convinced of maroons, are too concerned about this Friday. The Catholic Church is still pulling the same old shenanigans; Pat Robertson is still blaming the gays for stuff (like escaped zoo animals); the Republican candidates are […]

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse

“I can’t wait to get off this damn farm…oh look, Betelgeuse finally went off.” “Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru!  Did you see Betelgeuse?…” “Oh…you guys had a better view of it I guess.” With 2012 closing in (the true end of times…when have the Mayans ever failed us?) speculation is growing about which form of calamity will […]


I occassionally run through a subdivision several miles from my home that has a house that has been empty for at least four years. It is not run down and to the best of my knowledge, no heinous crimes were committed there. Occassionally the “For Sale” sign changes realtors, but the house remains vacant. The home’s […]

Remember this Nutjob from May? Still here.

Camping is still working through the complexities of faith-based math. You might remember the TryThought countdown to Judgment Day from the May 2011 postings. Well, as you’re probably aware, the revised date for Judgment Day is rapidly approaching – October 21.  Of course, Camping is laying off the billboards this time, and there’s no need […]

East Coast Crack and Blow

Drugs, sex and a lack of prayer lead to what? Anyone? That’s right, earthquakes and hurricanes. It must be a sign of the end of times. Let’s check with an expert on these matters… “Ladies and Gentlemen, I don’t want to get weird on this…” Hmmmm. Could the crack in America’s phallic symbol (our patriarchal […]

And the Waters Turned to Blood…

Then the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became blood as of a dead man; and every living creature in the sea died.   – Revelation 16:3 These have power to shut heaven, so that no rain falls in the days of their prophecy; and they have power over waters to […]

Closing the Book on the Rapture

Well, May 21st passed pretty much like any other day. There was a minor volcanic eruption in Iceland, spring thunderstorms across the Midwest, and Harold Camping and his ilk are still earthbound beings…although now scrambling about what they intend to live on since most of their live savings went to FamilyRadio ministries. Not surprisingly, it seems […]

Jesus spotted yesterday.

Although many were left a bit unsettled about not being raptured yesterday, reports poured through the internet about Jesus sightings at the track yesterday for Indy 500 qualifications. And it appears he was judging with some unexpected criteria. Jesus, obviously, is a pretty decent guy. Notice the lack of a “No Fat Chicks” qualifier. I would […]

Well Crap!